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HotMessTess Profile Information

I'm one HOT mess! Come play with me!
Age 46 From Wilmington, North Carolina - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

First name  
Tess
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm very outgoing and friendly. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I'm quite the comedian!! Although sometimes a little dry humor... But that's all that's dry! 😉
They say I'm a Jaguar.. because who wants a cougar....when you can drive a Jag? 🥵
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
I'm
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Family, Gardening, Learning, Music, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner then walk on the beach where we throw a blanket in the bed of the truck or on the beach, lay back and stargaze while sharing life stories or whatever, cuddles and first kisses
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Drama, Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Classical, Country, Dance, Pop, Reggae, Rap, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read  
Biography, Erotica, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Romance, Religious, Science, Technical

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Good hygiene, friendliness, great sense of humor, respectful, honesty.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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